Holidays on Ice

Holidays on Ice David Sedaris s beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy s elf and the annals of two very co
  • Title: Holidays on Ice
  • Author: David Sedaris
  • ISBN: 9780316191296
  • Page: 349
  • Format: Paperback
  • Holidays on Ice
    David Sedaris s beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces, including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy s elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris s tales of tardy trick or treaters Us and Them the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French Jesus Shaves what to dDavid Sedaris s beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces, including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy s elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris s tales of tardy trick or treaters Us and Them the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French Jesus Shaves what to do when you ve been locked out in a snowstorm Let It Snow the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations Six to Eight Black Men what Halloween at the medical examiner s looks like The Monster Mash and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry Cow and Turkey.
    Holidays on Ice By David Sedaris,

    Holidays on Ice Sedaris, David Particularly this one Holidays on Ice, was great this Holiday season when some people have difficulty getting through it Funniest author they ever read Obviously, because the first print was in , the sarcasm, racial and slurs against the disable might have been considered funny back then However, I thought it to be rude and heartless Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris Holidays on Ice is great right down to the cover which features an alcoholic beverage with ice in in it adorable and much like my family s holidays It features Christmas themed stories some his holiday experiences, others just featuring his talent as a writer Santa land Diaries is the first essay and it is the star of this show. Holiday on Ice Holiday on Ice For than years, HOLIDAY ON ICE has been delivering an unforgettable experience for the entire family Dive into the world of HOLIDAY ON ICE and experience a world of adventures, spectacular ice skating at the highest performance level, stunning costumes and breathtaking acrobatics. Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris, Paperback Barnes Noble Oct , Holidays on Ice now returns with a full bounty of entertaining stories at a remarkable low price The six stories not in the original edition include tales about Halloween, secret Santas, and the difficulties of explaining the Rabbit of Easter to the French Buy it you deserve a laugh.

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    About " David Sedaris "

  • David Sedaris

    David Sedaris is a Grammy Award nominated American humorist and radio contributor.Sedaris came to prominence in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay SantaLand Diaries He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994 Each of his four subsequent essay collections, Naked 1997 , Holidays on Ice 1997 , Me Talk Pretty One Day 2000 , Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim 2004 , and When You Are Engulfed in Flames 2008 have become New York Times Best Sellers.As of 2008, his books have collectively sold seven million copies Much of Sedaris humor is autobiographical and self deprecating, and it often concerns his family life, his middle class upbringing in the suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina, Greek heritage, various jobs, education, drug use, homosexuality, and his life in France with his partner, Hugh Hamrick.Excerpted from.

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  • I feel weird reviewing this book right now because the honest truth is I really genuinely did not like it And yet I ve been called out recently by a bunch of helpful strangers on for not liking their favorite books this asshole telling me I should avoid all literary fiction, this one here saying that my problem is with fiction in general and I fear I m going to develop a reputation for hating books, and then Otis will kick me off and all the mean girls in the Feedback Group will cheer and the on [...]


  • To the tune of Frosty the Snowman Da vid Se darisWas a writer oh so drollWith a quirky style and take on lifeThat will put you on the floor.Da vid Se darisWrites the weirdest stuff you ll seeAbout the Christmas whore and the Macy s elvesAnd deathly children s pageantry.There must have been some crazyIn the Sedaris family tree Cause David ain t the only oneHave you seen his sister Amy Oh Da vid Se daris Can your stories all be true It matters not when you write as hotAs in Holidays on Ice


  • After reading the first short story, I thought this was going to be a delightful book SantaLand Diaries, after all, had me rolling down the isle of the plane on which I was reading it Okay, I was just giggling constantly with frequent bursts of loud laugher interspersed No rolling, but still very humiliating on the whole At any rate, I came home in a dither to read the other stories as well Ugh Appalling Not a single chuckle among them Worse, they were gross, often offensive and I don t get offe [...]


  • Find all of my reviews at 52bookminimum If you follow my reading, you re probably wondering what the hell could have happened to make me rate a Sedaris selection less than every Star Well, lemma tell ya Although I was aware that this is a collection of items pulled from other Sedaris books, many may not so it will appear to be a money grab which it totally is I don t really care, though, since 1 I got it from the library so it cost me zero dollars and 2 David Sedaris could take a dump on paper, [...]


  • Holidays on Ice puts David Sedaris on ice Why Because, aside from one inclusion, this is a collection of short fiction, where as when Sedaris is riffing on real life in his autobio journal work, the man is on fire David Sedaris is best listened to rather than read, in my opinion I always go the audiobook route with him, because he narrates them himself, adding in all the oh so necessary inflection, as well as some hilarious renditions of his parents and, one of my favorites, Billie Holiday But h [...]


  • 2.5 to 3 stars rounded up to 3 on the official rating to give Sedaris the benefit of the doubt I did not enjoy this quite as much as previous Sedaris titles I have read While it contained the cynicism I have come to expect from him, it seemed to overpower the humor a lot than usual So, instead of being amused, I was left feeling uncomfortable Also, since this is a much shorter compilation of holiday related stories, it did not have the full satisfaction of one of his full length books with all [...]



  • I always get David Sedaris and Dave Eggers confused for some reason Until now, I ve never read anything by either of them, but I can t remember who it is that everyone seems to hate Sedaris Eggers Both I had planned to read this a year ago, but forgot I had it I thought I d better read it now during the holidays so I wouldn t have to wait another year to get to it I can never watch Christmas movies or read holiday stories when it s not Christmas it s depressing.Anyway, this was a perfect little [...]


  • My mother was a little crazy She saw people looking through our windows, heard them whispering under our porch, spotted private family conversations in the newspaper, unexpectedly screamed profanity at people who looked suspicious sometimes while we were in a restaurant or some other very public location , and thought the writing on trucks and other vehicles that passed us on the road were coded messages just for her It was a bit creepy.My father didn t help Rather than acknowledging my mother w [...]


  • So it might be a little cruel of me to review a book about Christmas when Christmas is off most of our radars, but, hey, there s still snow on the ground where I live so I m allowing myself this review Like most people, I have often laughed at the strange humor David Sedaris illuminates in his past books, Naked being the funniest, IMO When I was given a copy of HOLIDAYS ON ICE I knew what I was about to get into, so it sat on my shelves for a few months On a whim, I plucked it from the mass of u [...]


  • Okay Let it be said Santaland Diaries, the first essay of this book, is wonderful But the rest of the book is basically filler this was before Sedaris found his niche humor essayist , and it really shows He should never, ever write fiction, for example, and yet he tries to here The results are not pretty, or even very readable.It s also notable that half of the pieces in this short book have appeared in other collections of his So, really, this is not worth buying get Santaland Diaries some othe [...]


  • In 2004 I was in a relationship where partner and I had very different ideas of what the holidays should look like He s all about family and one up manship in the category of who brought the most unique popular gift and who created the best dish for the potluck end of the Christmas meal Me, I d rather vacate So I packed up the dog this one year and drove to a secret get away for Christmas alone Think ahhh, not awww His gift to me was this book on CD, which I listened to during the 3 hour drive t [...]


  • I m afraid my book selection privileges will be revoked by my book club for choosing this one I enjoy David Sedaris, in part because of his constant vigilance for finding the worst in people Exploring the darker side of man makes for funny personal essays.But when he turns to fiction, he has absolute creative control over his subjects Instead of reporting on someone s shortcomings, he s inventing them Perhaps this power is too much he can t seem to help but create the worst imaginable scenario H [...]


  • I guess my funny bone is broken or I m not drunk enough, because after the first story I could not hardly stomach the rest of the stories My first one star rating If you are looking for a dark Christmas comedy, The Stupidest Angel , was in my opinion, head and shoulders better than this mess.


  • There were only three stories in this collection that I didn t absolutely despise Santaland Diaries, Dinah the Christmas Whore, and 6 to 8 Black Men were the only ones that were even remotely funny The rest I honestly wish I had never read I d suggest reading these in the store or borrowing the book from the library if you really want to read it Don t waste your money on this collection, especially the hardcover version, unless you really want to spend money on stories about a baby killed in a w [...]


  • Holidays on Ice is great right down to the cover which features an alcoholic beverage with ice in in it adorable and much like my family s holidays It features Christmas themed stories some his holiday experiences, others just featuring his talent as a writer Santa land Diaries is the first essay and it is the star of this show These are journal entries from when David at the age of 33 worked as an elf at Macy s Santaland the age of 33 It chronicles the insane parents, the unfortunate children, [...]


  • All of these stories are pretty funny, but Six to Eight Black Men had me belly laughing in public It never gets old This was my third timing reading this, but the first time on audio As with most, maybe all, of his books, hearing him read the stories kicks it up a notch.


  • This book gets one star instead of zero because I did not completely hate Dinah the Christmas Whore and thought SantaLand Diares was just kind of okay I didn t like any of the other stories even the slightest bit.


  • SantaLand Diaries is my favorite Sedaris story, bar none And it s perfect for this time of year Ah, refreshing cynicism.


  • When I m feeling down and fragile from too many emotional reads , there s nothing quite like David Sedaris to comfort me I just snuggle in and wrap myself up in his thick coating of cynicism and mockery mmmmmmm cozy This particular collection is all about the holidays that magical time when we manage to take a season that s all about peace, charity, and goodwill and then just shit all over it The horrid Christmas specials, the family update letters with waaaaay too much information, the constant [...]


  • This is a reread for me, although this version has a few new stories.Sedaris s version of the holidays is a comfort in a world saturated with sentimentality during Christmas He pushes the limits, and hearing it in his voice is the way to go The Santaland Diaries feels like the greatest classic, about being a seasonal Macy s elf Six to Eight Black Men was my favorite this time around, about how Christmas traditions are different in Holland, and how political correctness tends to alter those trad [...]


  • From cynical mall elves to the most terrible holiday letter, this holiday themed short story collection shows David Sedaris at his wackiest but don t sorry, it s still dark and sarcastic, too One of my favorite ways to get into the holiday spirit, sans the warm and fuzzies Emily Wenstromfrom The Best Books We Read In December 2016 bookriot 2017 01 03 riot r


  • I only liked 2 of the 12 chapters Halfway through I speeded up from 1.25 to 1.5 For the last hour I listened at double speed I love the Santaland story I identify with his imagined response to a woman who threatens I ll get you fired and him whispering, And I ll have you killed Years ago I was constantly bullied although we didn t call it that then by a fellow teacher who was very right wing Whenever there were atrocities around the world he d say the people got what they deserved One dsy after [...]


  • I always enjoy David Sedaris and this was a fun and entertaining listen I enjoy reading Sedaris books, but listening to him makes it so much better.


  • I was looking forward to reading this as I ve never read anything by David Sedaris and I had heard really good things plus I was really in the mood for a light funny book But, ugh, this was awful His writing did NOTHING for me In fact, I was rather turned off by his topics and style.I brought the book to the DMV to read During the god awful four hours I spent there I couldn t even bring myself to finish the last two short stories I just sat there bored out of my mind because that was appealing [...]


  • The first story was amazing, listening to David Sedaris sing O Little Town of Bethlehem like Billie Holiday had me rolling on the floor laughingI cracked up so many times through out the storyThe other stories though, were very mediocre, not funny at all, sometimes even grossSo the first one gets sparkling, chrismasy 4 stars from me, and the others get 1, average 2stars for the book.



  • You will never look at visiting Santa the same way The other stories were a bit hit and miss I did enjoy the review of the children s plays though.


  • I ve heard or read all of these stories at some point, but it was great to revisit them in this collection Jesus Shaves and Six to Eight Black Men are two of my all time favorites even after rereading for them for the umpteenth time, they had me doubled over with laughter I prefer the stories based on Sedaris s real life experiences over the other fictional first person or animal narratives Those fictional pieces can be kinda dark, and they make up about half of this book Still, a great collecti [...]


  • David Sedaris is messed up I can t even begin to tell you, you ll just have to read these Christmas stories on crack and find out for yourself.Holidays on Ice is a collection of six short stories all wrapped up in a black Christmas bow They are dark, sarcastic, evil, irreverent, funny, real, revealing, and sweet.SantaLand Diaries recounts Sedaris s experience working as a Christmas elf in Santaland at Macy s in Manhattan He encounters overzealous, self centered, and racist parents He flirts with [...]


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