You Suck

You Suck Being undead sucks Literally Just ask C Thomas Flood Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he s ever experienced he discovers that his girlfriend Jody is a vampire And surprise Now he s
  • Title: You Suck
  • Author: Christopher Moore
  • ISBN: 9780060590291
  • Page: 288
  • Format: Hardcover
  • You Suck
    Being undead sucks Literally Just ask C Thomas Flood Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire And surprise Now he s one, too For some couples, the whole biting and blood thing would have been a deal breaker But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.Being undead sucks Literally Just ask C Thomas Flood Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire And surprise Now he s one, too For some couples, the whole biting and blood thing would have been a deal breaker But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn t supposed to be recruiting Even worse, Tommy s erstwhile turkey bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue dyed Las Vegas call girl named duh Blue And that really sucks.
    You Suck By Christopher Moore,

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  • Christopher Moore

    Librarian Note There is than one author in the database with this name Christopher Moore is an American writer of absurdist fiction He grew up in Mansfield, OH, and attended Ohio State University and Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara, CA.Moore s novels typically involve conflicted everyman characters suddenly struggling through supernatural or extraordinary circumstances Inheriting a humanism from his love of John Steinbeck and a sense of the absurd from Kurt Vonnegut, Moore is a best selling author with major cult status.

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  • First of all, I would normally never even think to read this book But as I was looking at the clearance rack, a kid, ie teenager, approached me Hey, do you like vampires I was disturbed how unfazed I was with the completely random question Sure Slightly wary Have you heard of Moore He s a vampire now That answers a lot of questions Michael Moore I m riffling books hoping he ll go away No, not that crazy one, this is a Christopher Moore He s hilarious and has his own cult started The clarificatio [...]


  • Another very funny book from Christopher Moore, this one the middle book in his vampire trilogy Not as outrageous or imaginative as the other two, this is still vintage Moore with his unique way of dealing with a well worn fantasy subject.Moore may have thought of this trilogy a long time ago, and so he may not be a part of the glutted market or he is but not even his comedic talent can completely offset the rush to vampirism that has plagued our books for a while.


  • Get out the garlic it s yet another vampire tale I m not sure who to blame for the vampire and zombie stories proliferating like bunnies on a hot August afternoon, but when I find out and slap them, I ll hold back just a touch for this one Thankfully, this book didn t take itself seriously, was wont to include posers in leather, pleather or otherwise, and left the sulking, weak willed super beings behind Instead, this tongue in cheek story injects a touch of humor into the overdone subgenre and [...]


  • Funny, with some definitely quotable moments However, for me, Moore s vampire series is the weakest of his work That s not an insult I still enjoy them and definitely snicker out loud in ways that make those around me pick up their things and stealthily move away from the crazy person, but they re a little too wink, wink, nudge, nudge sometimes in their humor What impresses me with Moore is that, often among all of the wacky chaos, he can sneak up on you with a beautiful turn of phrase or moment [...]


  • I love Christopher Moore I mean, I really, really love this guy s writing I ve given his books to friends, made them required reading for classes that I ve taught, and generally done everything I could to help him along.But this onewell, the title pretty much says it all Moore slapped together a thin plot, an ongoing lovers quarrel, some gimmicky scenes, a major deus ex machina, and an ending that is truly lame.When the guy is on, he is fantastic And when he s off, well, he sucks.


  • This is my first Chris Moore book I quickly realized that this was a sequel, but I was already into the story Why Because Moore is fricking hilarious This is the story of two rookie vampires Jody and Tommy who are doing their best to avoid the law, former friends, and giving in completely to their primal natures And of course they need a minion Enter Abby Normal Her greatest struggle is trying to shove down her inherent perkiness and embrace the darkness of goth, or whatever she is Her narration [...]


  • Blech.I really enjoyed the last Christopher Moore novel and decided to try another, despite the fact that the plot isn t ordinarily one that would draw my attention I picked this one because 1 it was handy on the library shelf, and 2 it was written after A Dirty Job and I thought that meant it was likely to be written at least as well That was a mistake This one s going back to the library unfinished, because I m just not wasting any time on it I read about a quarter of the book, in which stupi [...]


  • Quick review Cover Eh Rating NC 17Steaminess Steamy Thumbs Up 4Overall Still funnyCharacters Well WrittenPlot The accidental vampire and her lover still mucking things upPage Turner Yes Series Cont Yes Recommend YesBook Boyfriend Thomas C FloodSUMMARY 50 words or less I wasn t sure when I started this one if it would live up to the first one, but as I got into it, the laughs were plentiful Floor and Abby Normal were priceless The hilarity of taken an accidental vampire and how she copes continue [...]


  • 3.5 stars You Suck A Love Story is a hilarious romp through San Francisco The book focuses on Jody and Tommy, two new fledgling vampires and their rather unconventional love Jody bites Tommy and makes him a vampire He is not too happy with his new condition, but is easily distracted by Jody and the allure of wild monkey sex with her.Christopher Moore s vampires have interesting powers They can turn to mist when necessary, which helps them get out of trouble or causes trouble They burn in the sun [...]


  • There are many distinct umbrages I would like to take with Christopher Moore in general and this book in particular However, I realize the problem here is with me than it is with Moore Like most of his work, You Suck is an outlandish, mildly entertaining story within a story that references previous books and resurrects old characters Unfortunately, I simply do not have the ability to retain much of what Moore writes in my head for than a few minutes I finished reading this book no than a mon [...]


  • Years ago, I read Lamb by Christopher Moore and loved it I m not sure if my tastes have changed or if Moore s output is just not consistent, but I hated this book In fact, this may actually be the worst book I ve ever read I considered quitting at several points, but with books and movies I have a need to see how they end even if I don t like them, so I trudged on.For starters, I didn t realize right away that this book is a sequel If this is indicated anywhere on my copy of the book, I sure don [...]


  • I was expecting from this book since Moore wrote it after Dirty Job But, where Dirty Job was nicely crafted, well paced, and original, You Suck was not quite the same It is certainly an original take on a story that s been told over and over again Vampires are not original but Moore does add some nice texture and moral complexity to the creatures Unfortunately, I found the pacing awkward Moore switches back and forth from third person narrative to first person through the conceit of having one [...]


  • I gave this book a five star rating because it sucked me in so hard that I stayed up all night to read it, cover to cover I read slowly, so this is pretty intense As the book introduces a newly converted vampire Tommy Flood, I can t help but think that this is how I would probably behave if I were suddenly transformed that is, curious, clumsy, and full of desire for mad vampire sex What I probably wouldn t accomplish as well as the Dark Lord Flood is the dry wit and wise cracks, which make this [...]


  • Another hilarious book by this whacked out author After a few pages I realized that this was a sequel and momentarily though Agh I need to start with book 1 But quickly it became evident that going back to Bloodsucking Fiends was unnecessary, for Moore seamlessly presented the backstory to fill in the reader.I listened to the audiobook, and Susan Bennett did a marvelous job with all the characters, making each one sound different The sardonic Jody, the spastic Tommy, the tchah WhatEVER goth girl [...]


  • I started this and thought Really This is dumb Then I looked up my friend s reviews and was like Hmmmm, they seem to like it It was a challenge book for me, so I decided to keep on hoping it would get tolerable at least As I got further, I found that I was interested.had a few chuckles I started thinking Oh yeah, I remember these characters they are quite funny By 80% I was LAUGHING OUT LOUD Too funny Christopher Moore you crack me up Abby Normal is the bomb Not quite a 4, but 3.5 for sure



  • Previously, on Ben s reviews Jody and Thomas I can t even.I find Jody s characterization hugely problematic I just wish Moore hadn t ruined what might have been a great thing by falling back on clich d jokes, like, I could stand to lose five pounds We get it women are obsessed with their weight Hah hah, very funny I ll pencil in a laugh sometime next week.I m going to try the next book, because Moore has earned a lot of credit with me But if Thomas pulls anything like that again, I m out of here [...]


  • I didn t think this book was that good The first book was funny, but the jokes in this just got too juvenile, I think The characters just aren t interesting.Like the first book, it is very slow paced for the most of it, and then the big battle at the end goes over pretty quickly And again it cuts between different characters way too fast.You don t have to read the first book to read this one, as everything is explained.


  • A hugely entertaining lightweight page turner about modern day vampires living in SF A cast of very likable characters kept me thoroughly captivated This is especially true of one Abby Normal, 16 year old goth girl, minion to The Vampire Flood, and part time narrator through her diary entries like this Chapter 16 Being the Chronicles of One Abby Normal, Completely Fucked Servant of The Vampire Flood OMFG W00T I have failed Left my duty undone, like so much dog poop on the blooming sidewalk of th [...]


  • So.This book.I read the first one in this trilogy, Bloodsucking Fiends, probably in 8th grade or freshman year of high school At the time, it felt edgy, and I felt a little naughty reading it Most of all, it was funny Sometimes a little ridiculous, but quite entertaining After re reading it last month, it still mostly holds up that way for me It s a quick, fun read.This, however, was less fun.I think one of the worst things about it is that the first book was published in the latter half of the [...]


  • Sporadically funny, disjointed vampires in love story, that almost stands alone from it s prequel, Bloodsucking Fiends Jody and Tommy are young, new vampires, just trying to make things work But life is so complicated when you re vampires Just figuring out who to have for dinner can be a chore First of all, they need a minion okay, I loved the minion, Abby Normal to do their daytime errands, like getting them a new apartment They have to move, because Tommy s old gang at work has learned that he [...]


  • C era una voltaUna casa editrice italiana che pens bene di tradurre il secondo volume di una trilogia, senza minimamente curarsi del primo o, per quanto possa contare, del terzo.Si credeva fosse una legenda, ma risult essere tutto tristemente vero.Ora Mi va bene quasi tutto serie interrotte, porcate pubblicate senza ritegno perch vendono , scelte grafiche che fanno drizzare i peli MA TRADURRE UN SECONDO VOLUME DI UNA TRILOGIA NO, DAI Ma qual il senso Forse nella lettura sono stata influenzata da [...]


  • Una ligera y muy divertida novela de Christopher Moore que, en mi opini n, es algo inferior a la primera de esta trilog a Es genial para pasar el rato y despejarse, sin m s pretensiones.




  • Christopher Moore s You Suck audio book is another find at the library that I should have taken out in book form This book had us roaring with laughter in the car on the way to work over the weeks we listened to it Spoiler Alert This is a vampiric tale of one young fledgling, Jody, turning her Midwest boyfriend, Tommy Flood, into a vampire so they can be together forever Jody, who was turned by an older vampire, Elijah, teams up with Tommy and his co workers at the San Francisco Marina Safeway t [...]


  • I m going to try to write this with out gushing about this author, but I can t make any promises.Is this the most real book I ve ever read Yes, in so much as people are all strange inside Even the most normal people have weirdness in them, and so this books cast of slackers, screw ups, Otaku I think thats the word for Fanboys, but I could be wrong , vampires ancient and young , Goths all posers, cause come onwhere were they when rome was being sacked , and all the rest this cast just made me lau [...]


  • This is a laugh out loud novel in which vampirism meets slacker youth in San Francisco The opening line is a classic You bitch, you killed me You suck Young Tommy Flood awakes to find that his girlfriend, Jodi, has killed him, with her bite transforming him into a creature of the night She wanted company and the old guy who turned her only a few months back was not to her liking He had not been able to do much about it, having been attacked, robbed and ultimately bronzed by Tommy and his buddies [...]


  • A friend gave this to me as a gift She didn t know that it was the second book in a trilogy and neither did I until I after I finished reading it I know there are a lot of Christopher Moore fans out there who think he s really funny and talented I guess I m just not one of them He uses vulgar language in order to TRY to be funny And to me, he comes of flat There was so much bad language in this book that it was so hard to get past The story is about a girl who is a vampire who turns her boyfrien [...]


  • Alternando entre los puntos de vista aunque narrados en tercera persona de Tommy y Jody, Los Animales, el vampiro Elijah, el Emperador, los inspectores y las cr nicas de Abby Normal narradas por la misma Abby y las cuales son de lo mejorcito del libro, en serio , Christopher Moore crea una historia hilarante, desternillante, de esas que te hacen soltar una carcajada tras otra y da igual d nde est s , llena de situaciones absurdas, giros y m s situaciones absurdas Haciendo uso del humor negro com [...]


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